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The "Daily Australian" comments on the upcoming honeymooon
Dateline Sydney, Australia: At a meeting of the high Fauna today, the main topic of conversation was the upcoming honeymoon of the Angel and the The Tall One. Rumours have been circulating for months that the young couple would head down-under after their Big Berlin Wedding in June.

Discussions around the Billabong centred on whether the Honeymooners would bypass the Big Brown Aussie land and head stright for the Belgium of the Pacific, New Zealand.

Old Red Kangaroo was hopping mad when he heard this. Kookaburra just laughed at the idea which woke Koala, who had been sleeping throughout the discussion. When asked after the meeting, he said he couldn't bear the idea of not seeing them. The camels were too busy drinking to comment.

The general disappointment soon gave way to joy when the wise wombat said he was sure the newlyweds would come soon. At this news, Kookaburra began to laugh again and was soon joined by the birds singing and the bees buzzing as the sounds of all the Fauna rose in a tremendous song of celebration. The song from down-under was heard far and wide touching the hearts of all who heard it.